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The not so little fucker is dead!! I may have broken my toilet in the process, and I’m never using my tennis racket again but its dead!! Still don’t feeling like sleeping though. so now I’m watching tv. Ending up seeing the weirdest snl clip about Lasercats lol
There should be a number I can call….like ghostbusters….but for spiders….. :(
So i was about to go to bed, when I see a giant fucking spider in the middle of my bathroom floor. I am terrified of spiders. I know everyone says they’re afraid of spiders but mine is a gut wrenching fear. I honestly want to cry right now. I had 3 failed attempts at killing it with a tennis racket but now I have no idea where it is so basically….I’m never sleeping again. There is no way I will be able to sleep knowing that it’s there. I already feel like its crawling all over me and i feel like I want to throw up. My only options are: 1) to summon the strength to be brave and find where it is, and kill it in a way so horrible that no other spider will dare come into my apartment ever again, 2) barricade my room closed and sleep on the couch indefinitely, or 3) move out. I’m leaning more towards option 3, but I love my apartment. Or i did. And I’m home alone so there is no one to help me. FUCKKKKKKKK!!
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